It could be about the never ending “who’s the best” fight, or just another “girls are clumsy” remark, <<girls don’t know how to drive>> tops the list of men schadenfreude against women. Whether or not they themselves know the “abc to xyz” of driving, whether or not they have set oblivion to their driving school lessons or if they didn’t get there at all- there remain some constant expressions that girls face on Indore streets before it comes to their ears “girls don’t know how to drive”.

The “kya” gesture

From “what” to “where” madam, the first thing a guy does no sooner than he finds a girl driving is this “kya” expression.

The auto-prediction mode

As soon as they find a vehicle moving slow ahead of them or a jam or clouding on crossing, even before they could give it a second look their auto prediction satellite turns on to notify them that it’s a girl- may what the forthcoming be- “we don’t really like to be judgemental!”

The looks- that follow you till you meet horizon

Some may say it, some may sing it; these special typed prefer expressing it from their eyes. These ‘eye’deal critics seem to follow the ankhiyon ke jharokhe se strategy way too seriously that just a glimpse of girl behind the staring wheel makes them spellbound and startled for until she vanishes away from the sight.

The “madam” spell

Ages back the word “madam” came as a salutation to respect. Beware: if you hear it today its more than respect and more than you would expect. And especially when you hear it preceding-“where”, “what” etc. auxiliaries, be prepared to use the “kya” gesture in answer.

Smile Please

Apparently they wish to chuckle or careening at pulling their hair, but they rather smile. Reason- it works two way; a girl has to understand that she’s the reason behind the smirk that is yelling within, “you can’t”, and it instead puts it sweetly for they may have a chance over being that “polite” to a lady.  A gentle man code runs to grab the opportunity while they could hang on to a simple expression and enjoy the puppy dog eyes in return.

Apart from the usual 5, if you are spelled for the day a brawl may burst at your end but until that is initiated remember if you are a girl:

DO NOT quiver on any of the prequels for now you know, they come not because you don’t know how to drive but because they wish to tell you that “you don’t know how to drive”.